THE TATE FAMILY
(This family belongs to most organisations. Are you amongst them?)
There is old man, DICK TATE, who wants to run everything.
There is uncle RO TATE, who wants to change everything.
Sister AGI TATE, stirs up trouble wherever possible.
Her brother, IRI TATE, helps.
HESI TATE and sister VEGE TATE pour cold water on new suggestions.
DEVAS TATE only pipes up when the budget is announced.
Brother FACILI TATE and sister FELICI TATE are delightful members.
SEVEN AGES OF MAN
6 weeks – all systems go
6 years – all systems “NO!”
16 years – all systems know
26 years – all systems glow
36 years – all systems owe
56 years – all systems status quo
76 years – all systems slow
ACCOUNTING FOR CLUB SERVICE
Do you ever wonder what happens to all the service you give our Club? Well, wonder no more.
Your attendance is used to make our meetings more enjoyable.
Your fellowship is used to ensure the attendance of others
Your enthusiasm and expertise are used to benefit the community.
Whatever is left over is returned to you in the form of personal satisfaction.
SUCCESS
It is obvious that only contortionists can be truly successful.
Who else can keep their nose to the grindstone,
Their shoulder to the wheel,
Their eye on the ball
And their ear to the ground
All prepared by
PDG Byron Puddy